Before
you lose your mind in such circumstances …start
rehearsing tips to embellish your date!
They are
glaring at you…
Share the nature's beauty with them!
Their eyes keep blinking.
Fetch a hanky …quick!
Their smile doesn't reach their eyes.
Keep a handy joke-book with you.
Their mood's contagious?
Go wash your face!
They are picking on their depressions?
Start enquiring about their friends
They are looking away?
Order a scrumptious meal. You gotta save the evening!
They are frowning every now and then.
Roll up your sleeves and get on the dance floor!
They won't
budge…
Time for you to pull up a scowl!
Your date's mind is straying towards someone else?
Don't you know you have many beauties to talk about?
The evening's coming to an end?
Kiss their hands and thank them for their cooperation!