1.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give
the
impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches
for it. 2. Collect
the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance
them in a tower on your table.
3. Make
funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.
4. Wipe
your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
5. Repeat every third word you say
