Say decently, `I am in love with you dear. Do you like me?' (Don't say this if she is NOT from the dinosaur era).

Walk up to her like John Travolta in torn jeans and ask,
`Would you be the mother of my child?' Four-on-five she has seen that ad and liked it.

Find out whether she's a Arnold's Fan. Take her to the local gym, strip promptly, and let your muscles do the talking. That's how Arnold proposes in all his films.

Slap a legal notice. ``If you don't respond to my client's advances by next Rose Day, we'll file a litigation against you in the court of courtship.''

If your dad doesn't have a cool Merc, check out local rent-a-car rates. Install a stereo that screams its lungs out. Driving skills no bar. Just run her over. Even if she refuses to recognize you in the hospital, at least your buddies will call you macho for the rest of their lives.

If you are the Platonic type, tenderly whisper into her ears, ...If you're one who's famed in the campus for a loose zipper, first feign ignorance about your past exploits saying, `Alice?!! Who the f*** is Alice?' Don't wait for her answer to get going.